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♥ Hello loves! ♥
The name's Amy. i'm 20 years old.

Baltimore Girl -- born & raised!
♥ feel free to message me & ask me anything. ♥


fame-and-cyanide:

nicole-the-huntress


"No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with."




maketimetotime:

this photo don’t need words,stunning <3

maketimetotime:

this photo don’t need words,stunning <3


Aug 26th at 11PM / via: hicktownkindaboy / op: cervicks / 306,844 notes

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties


thebamagirl:

Stop calling me a yuppie. I can throw on jeans and boots and hit the mud with the guys one night and get up the next morning and go to brunch with the girls. Being well rounded is important.


tastefullyoffensive:

[bunzilla]

tastefullyoffensive:

[bunzilla]





"

What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

"

Aug 26th at 11PM / via: opn-wide / op: waxenneat / 269,889 notes

"I need a nap and an orgasm."


theprincessofpreps:

All I want is to be one of those girls that guys tell their friends about