"If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one."
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
"Children must be taught how to think, not what to think."
SHE PAINTED A CAR PINK AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT IT OMG IF SHE HAS THE MONEY JUST LET HER SPEND IT ON CUTE FRIVOLOUS THINGS, LOOK HOW SLAMMIN’ HER CAR LOOKS BTW LIKE DANG WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SHE IS NOT HARMING U IN ANYWAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND
A) That car is hot as shit and I love it
B) Are we really going to pretend that a matte pink paint job is the worst custom that somebody’s done on a Lambo?
^Yes, that is Chris Brown
HOW DAR WOMAN DO THING FOR SELF
THING NOT FOR MAN
NOT EVEN MAN-APPROVED
EVERYTHING RUINED NOW!!!!!!!!
what a weird piano
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing
Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier
What they said^^
imagine being such a worthless failure of a human being that you steal a joke from a 25 year old garfield comic
blogging in front of your parents
Lmao. That’s Not Tumblr. That’s MineCraft ahhaha Nooooob lmao
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