♥ Hello loves! ♥
The name's Amy. i'm 19 years old, a bio major at UMBC. Baltimore Girl -- born & raised!
And i've fallen head over heels for a Coastie.
♥
feel free to message me & ask me anything. ♥
♥ Hello loves! ♥
The name's Amy. i'm 19 years old, a bio major at UMBC. Baltimore Girl -- born & raised!
And i've fallen head over heels for a Coastie.
♥
feel free to message me & ask me anything. ♥
Let’s see who’s over 18
(Source: andthis-is-whoiam, via hell-in-heelsxo)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
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GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
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Let’s play a little game called “spot the 5 year old.”
(Source: ihopesomethingeatsyuu, via hopekeepsusalive)
I’m gonna make Mac and Cheese!!
More cheese
More Macaroni!
More Cheese!
Too much Macaroni!!
More Cheese!!
Perfect.
I hate Macaroni and Cheese.
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